Meaty: A True Mensch.
Games at Lotus' Secret Lair...
Oren May Be the Lex Luthor to this Superman...
... But Good Times, Great Cocktails (Thank You Franco!)
Fifty Players, One Infinity Envelope...
לך תזדיין, בן זונה!
🚨 SPECIAL THURSDAY NOTICE 🚨
The one and only Mr. Grasso (and his sidekick Brazilian Robin) are hosting a killer tournament on Thursday.
I know many will be out for Seder Night 2 - but anyone who can make it - there will be action!
35 confirmations already and great play…
And in the words of Meat Man himself…
🚨 LOTUS ALERT — PASSOVER EDITION 🚨
Ladies, gentlemen, and full-blown degenerates…
In honor of Passover, we will be celebrating the only way we know how — by parting the Red Sea of chips in a bounty-loaded, no-limit poker game.
- 💰 Bounties will be flowing
- 🍷 Drinks will be questionable
- 🧠 Decisions will be regrettable
And most importantly…
I will be arriving with the Infinity Envelope™️ fully loaded, with one mission and one mission only: to leave Lotus with EVERYONE’S money.
🎯 Targets have officially been acquired:
- @Koki Aton already in my sights
- @Oren Segev the best player in the room — consider this your warning shot
No alliances. No mercy. No matzah balls left unturned.
Come ready… or come rebuying.
Chag Sameach… and good luck keeping your bankroll. 💸
Fueled by Excellence
No water allowed at the Lotus tables. Only the finest Woodford Reserve Double Oaked Whiskey.
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